Day in the Life of Mr Soreen
11am Paparazzi Attention
After leaving the photo shoot some Paparazzi were waiting outside after a tip off from the @SoreenHQ twitter gossip column, for a
sneak peak of the new look Mr Soreen after his Face lift this morning...but with some quick thinking of his bouncers, Orange and Blackcurrent, Mr Soreen was safe in his car after only one photo was snapped.
1pm Interview & Records
To help launch his new look, Mr Soreen sat down with Press for an in depth interview and get the word out about his Charity work for The Christie Charity after doing
the Guinness World Record breaking cycling event and discuss his new look face and body. He even had time to handout some of
the Record Breaking participants their certificates.
3pm Sibling Rivalry
Following from the Tweets, Facebook activity and Paparazzi this morning Mr Soreen's siblings became jealous. So they started to spread butter rumors and leak some incriminating photos online... the first was from his cousin Apple and Cinnamon
Soreen who 'Tweeted'; 'I can confirm I've seen him spread with Marmalade more than once'.
Soreen Blog Photos
The next damaging leak was from his sister Banana Loaf. This was a kiss and tell story with a photo of Mr Soreen with his old 'flame' Pre-buttered Sliced Soreen in a nightclub only days before his 'Nip and Tuck' this morning.
Soreen Blog Photos
The final blow was from his big brother, Soreen Large Loaf. If the previous photos weren't enough, on Facebook a photo of Mr Soreen
in cahoots with Ms Peanut Butter, in the cupboard behind closed doors... Ms Go Bar Soreen, who Mr Soreen has been dating for several months,
declined to comment on this photo and that of him with Ms Buttered Soreen.
6pm Signing Merchandise
To claw back some good PR from the day, it was onto a fan signing in his local supermarket. Hundreds of fans lined up on the conveyor belt to get
their Soreen merchandise signed by the great Mr Soreen himself. New look water bottles and t-shirts were on sale before the event to make sure everyone
could admire his new look.